Horror Drive-In features well written, intelligent, insightful, and, above all, honest as hell, horror reviews.
—Joe Bob Briggs, Internationally known drive-in movie critic
Your SiteMaster is a wonderful guy, a smart, funny, and sensitive guy and the wimmen love him.
—Thomas F. Monteleone, legendary author of The Blood of the Lamb
and The Mothers and Fathers Italian Association
Mark Sieber is the ultimate and ideal horror fan; he's well-read, intelligent, insightful, and, above all, honest as hell, even when it hurts. Horror Drive-In has rapidly become one of my favorite stops on the Web...but where's the goddamn popcorn, Mark? I WANT POPCORN! At least give us a cartoon or something. Sheesh, what a rip! You ought to be ashamed of yourself. And how come Keene gets money for his endorsement but me, I get a thanks? Yeah, that helps with the mortgage payments....
Seriously, Mark is the ideal horror fan, and I wish there were like him. The field needs his intelligence and enthusiasm, and I for one am grateful that he's out here.
—Bram Stoker Award-winner Gary A. Braunbeck, author of Destinations Unknown and Prodigal Blues
Mark Sieber? Who? Hey, I'm getting paid for this
Keene, author of The Rising, Terminal,
and City of the Dead
Mark Sieber is a fan's fan, a righteous man, and
a genuine cyberspace champion of horror. I owe
him, big time. And you probably do, too."
Skipp, author of Conscience
Mark Sieber knows more about grade-b, grade-c,
and grade-z horror than just about anybody on
the planet, which means you should definitely
not sit behind him at the movie theater and talk
during the show. He knows at least sixteen ways
to rip out your intestines. Let's hear it for
author of Headstone City
I don't believe in Mark Sieber. I mean... literally.
Oh, I know there's a guy with a website who claims
to be Mark Sieber, but I also know what happened
when a flying saucer touched down at a certain
Baltimore Drive-In theater in 1961. Back in those
days Mars needed women, but Rigalis 8 needed Siebers.
They snatched one from the backseat of a '55 Buick,
bald-headed and screaming, with a corndog clutched
in his innocent little hand. What they left behind
is anybody's guess... don't trust it for a minute!"
Partridge, author of Mr. Fox and Other Feral
Mark Sieber, he of the oft-misspelled surname,
will forever be remembered in the collegiate annals
of messageboardamia for his intolerance of: prejudice
against B-movies that may on the surface (and
in reality) have little to recommend them, forum
trolltactics, cellphones and talkers in darkened
theaters, and the exorbitant price of limited
editions. Hell, for a figure such as he, must
be full of flesh-bound tomes, fine acting and
convincing monsters, who chatter on their cell
phones in the theater's front row. It is fortunate
then, that Mr. Sieber, he of the oft-mispronounced
surname, has long-secured his place in the back..."
Patrick Burke, author of Sieber; Mispronounced
and Mork & Moderator: A Parable
Mr. Sieber is as pure as Jesus Christ. Trust in
musician and zinester
Mark Sieber's HORROR DRIVE-IN is the best spot
on the web for insightful reviews, compelling
interviews, stimulating discussions, spooky creature
double features, greasy food at the snack bar,
long waits at the rest rooms, and mosquitoes flying
in your freaking window. Will they fix the sound,
for cripe's sakes?"
author of Punktown